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Waktu luang memang kadang menjadi boomerang, #Beemoslem. Apalagi untuk orang-orang yang otaknya tidak pernah berhenti berpikir, Ah! Alias para insom-maniac. Ini contoh kerjaan mereka, seratus pertanyaan serius pun tidak ditanggapi dengan d[u]arius.

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage = air bening sebening kaca
2. Last phone call = arek QA, buat request part. Mau bikin movie. Asyiiik jd kameramen.. Huek.
3. Last text message = intine, 'kapan koen teko?
4. Last song you listened to = Pagetoz, lagu ramadhan. Laptop-nya temen mendadak religius. Hampir 5 jam nonstop muter lagu religi.
5. Last time you cried = menangis dalam hati. Kangen emak.


HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice = 3 sekaligus. Mbakyunya plus adiknya.
7. Been cheated on = Ndak pernah, belum ada aplikasi 'cheat'. Masih kasar gamenya.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it = Mana mungkin menyesal. Kalo kurang iya kali...
9. Lost someone special = Pastilah....
10. Been depressed = Waktu dikejar-kejar saudara sepupu. Gara-gara rebutan warisan.
11. Been drunk and threw up = Lagi sering mabok angin.


FIRST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Biru langit
13. Hitam arang
14. Cokelat toblerone


THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend = Buanyakkkk.. Updated tiap hari.
16. Fallen out of love = Mupeng, thok...
17. Laughed until you cried = Ndak, cuman terkentut-kentut
18. Met someone who changed you = Berharap. Yang ada orang lain yang berubah karna aku...
19. Found out who your true friends were = Dari dulu sudah tahu..
20. Found out someone was talking about you = Banyak. Dikiranya aku udah 'out of the world'.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list = Photonya aja.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life = 0%
23. How many kids do you want to have = Terserah yang ngasih....
24. Do you have any pets = Banyak, sekoloni rayap plus cacing2 di perut.
25. Do you want to change your name = Ndak usah lah. Takut kualat.
26. What did you do for your last birthday = Tidur.... Berharap hari itu bukan hari ulang tahun. Males tambah tua.
27. What time did you wake up today = 04:05. Sahur opo ora.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Mendadak alim.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = New Product......
30. Last time you saw your Mother = 10 tahun yang lalu.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = Yang besok-besok aja.
32. What are you listening to right now = Lagu bulan puasa
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = Tombro?
34. What's getting on your nerves right now = 2,4 tahun lagi.. Mau ijab kabul, hahahaha
35. Most visited webpage = Sensored.....
36. Whats your real name = Aminudin Zuhri
37. Nicknames = Badut, Brodin, eddin, Qosem, Embah....
38. Relationship Status = Hubungan yang bagaimana?
39. Zodiac sign = Libra
40. Male or female? = Male
41. Elementary? = SDN PLOSOK MOJOK SENDIRI
42. Middle School = SLTPN 1 MOJOK
43. High School/College = SMUPALAS
44. Hair colour = Hitam benar
45. Long or short = Sedang tumbuh...
46. Height =1630 mm
47. Do you have a crush on someone? = I do. Crush-suhan.
48: What do you like about yourself? = Ndak bisa diemin tangan...
49. Piercings = Pernah dulu, di kuku...
50. Tattoos = Buanyak. Tattoo alami di sekujur tubuh, warna item.
51. Righty or lefty = Kanan madu kiri racun

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery = Waktu masih kecil, gara-gara kaki ketusuk lidi. Bapakku sendiri dokternya....
53. First piercing = Pas skul..
54. First best friend = Pas Bayi. Mom is best friend ever..
55. First sport you joined = Pacuan Kuda. Bapakku yang jadi 'kuda'nya...
56. First vacation = Hari minggu, minggu pertama masuk TK.
58. First pair of shoes = Sepatu warna hitam merk ATT. Tapi bajakan.

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating = Makan angin
60. Drinking = Minum air liur...
61. I'm about to = Menulis geblekkkk....
62. Listening to = Suara kipas angin lagi muter.
63. Waiting for = 18:10

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids = Pueeeengennn
65. Get Married = Will U maem mie?
66. Career = Pengen jadi Presiden.

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes? = Mata
68. Hugs or kisses? = Hughes..
69. Shorter or taller? = Short Pants
70. Older or Younger? = Tuwekkk
71. Romantic or spontaneous ? = Spontan, uhuyyy
72. Nice stomach or nice arms? = Tangan, wetengku njemblung.
73. Sensitive or loud ? = Kalem wae
74. Hook-up or relationship? = Terpaku... Diam sendiri. Seperti berjelaga.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant? = Blind Map Maker

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger? = Yupp, Koleksi Photonya Power stranger.
77. Drank hard liquor? = Es Batu..
78. Lost glasses/contacts? = Lost contact
79. Sex on first date? = Sex on first sight, mupeng trus ngelonjor.
80. Broken someone's heart? = Ndak pernah berubah, selalu begitu..
81. Had your own heart broken? = Kena karma...
82. Been arrested? = HaHah.... Pernah. Ditahan Imigrasi, waktu nyebrang ke Batam.
83. Turned someone down? = Pasti, waktu menang lomba cerdas cermat 17 agustusan.
84. Cried when someone died? = Ndak bisa nangis....
85. Lied to your bestfriend? = Lah iki!!!!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
86. Yourself? = Percayalah....
87. Miracles? = 7 Keajaiban Dunia....
88. Love at first sight? = Mupeng at first sight iya...
89. Heaven? = Ndak percaya, rugi...
90. Santa Claus?= Cuma percaya sama Santa Hoki. Kalo dia penyanyi dangdut...
91. Kiss on the first date?= Cium bau wangi.....
92. Angels? = Malaikat pemberi rizki terutama...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time? = Iya dong. Teman kerja, Teman sekolah, temen maen kelereng, temen dangdut, dll....
95. Did you sing today? = Konser, bos.
96. Ever cheated on somebody? = Kalo diperlukan...
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? = Ngayal iki.
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? = Ndak mungkin, dodol...
99. Are you afraid of falling in love? = Takut kalo cinlok. Lah wong satu rumah laki semua. Hahahah...
100. Posting this as 100 truths? = Siapa yang percaya??????


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